What about a smoke detector that shuts off when you shout “I’m just cooking!”
I doubt that it’s even possible for a bear to cook porridge.
Life is a GPS that is constantly recalculating.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.
When you burn your mouth on pizza it’s a reminder that the ones we love can hurt us the most.
Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. It’s called 2020 vision.