Four Weddings and a Funeral

October 31st, 2013

old couple wedding

A woman had four different husbands in her life time. Late in her life, someone asked if she had any plan in picking her husbands. She replied, “Yes, I first chose a banker, secondly a clown, thirdly a preacher, and then an undertaker.” Then they asked, “Well, what was the plan in picking a banker, a clown, a preacher, and an undertaker?” She said, “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go, go, go.”

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