After the first year the head Monk calls him in for a meeting and asks for his two words.
He replies … “Bed hard.”
After his second year the head Monk asks him again for his two words for the year.
He replies … “Food stinks.”
After the third year the head Monk asks him his two words for the year.
He replies … “I quit.”
The Head Monk says … “Thank goodness. You’ve done nothing but complain from the minute you arrived here!”