Putting Things In Perspective

October 16th, 2013

gullibility test

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was surprised to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition,  he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and mom.

I’m in passionate love with Alyssa, and she is so nice even with all her piercing’s and tattoos, and  her tight motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only  the passion dad, she’s pregnant and Alyssa said that we will be very happy. Even though you don’t care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have  many more children with me and that’s now one of  my dreams too. Alyssa taught me that marijuana  doesn’t really hurt anyone and we”ll be growing it  for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,  we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Alyssa can get better, she sure deserves it! Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how  to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

Josh

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at  the neighbors house. I just wanted to remind you  that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer.

I Love You!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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