Souped Up Vespa

November 19th, 2013

vespa with van

Sam is at the traffic light on his vespa when a shiny new Corvette convertible pulls up next to him. Sam has never seen anything like this in his life. The Corvette has its top down so Sam leans over the side of the car and starts checking out the interior. This annoys the driver of the vette so when the light turns green he steps on the gas, laying down rubber as he leaves the intersection. He gets up to 60mph when suddenly Sam flies by him on his vespa. The driver of the vette says to himself “This clown wants to race”.  Shifting into 4th gear he steps on the gas again. He leaves Sam in his dust as he gets up to 100mph. Then out of nowhere he sees Sam coming up fast in his rear view mirror. He can’t believe it as Sam flies by him again on his vespa. The driver of the vette shifts into 6th gear and floors it. He passes Sam and gets up to 150mph! Once again, Sam passes him like he’s standing still. Shocked, the driver of the vette pulls over to the side of the road. He hears gravel flying and brakes squalling as Sam pulls up next to him. The driver of the vette congratulates Sam on winning the race and asks him what kind of an engine he has in his vespa. Puzzled Sam replied “Race? I was just trying to get my suspenders off of your side-view mirror.

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