Senior Confession

March 6th, 2014

priest confessionA guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, a widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met a beautiful young woman. I took her home and we made love.”

The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”

“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”

“So then, why are you telling me?”

“I’m telling everybody!”

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