The Perfect Relationship

March 26th, 2014

old man on benchAn old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman.”

“What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man.

Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You don’t understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. And then at night, we make love again.” He breaks down, no longer able to speak.

The young man puts his arm around him. “I don’t understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?”

The old man answers, again through his tears, “I forgot where I live.”

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