Superstitious Burglar

April 9th, 2014

thirteenth floorTwo thieves are pulling off a burglary in a high-rise building. Suddenly, they hear someone approaching. One thief says to the other, “Quick, it’s security! Jump out the window or we’ll get caught!” The other thief says, “You’ve got to be joking! We’re on the 13th floor!” To which his partner replies, “This is no time to be superstitious! Jump!”

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